Here’s some advice for all you snowboarders, jibbers, wiggers or whatever the fuck you are, so you can escape total lamedom and improve on your “cool” skillz (bonus tip : always use “Z” instead of “S’s”).

1-Tatt0oing car parts or car logos isn’t rad it’s red (neck)

2-180s to switch 5-0 are called fucking 180 nosegrinds, just accept it and move on

3-The only reason anyone wants to see your bare chest is if you have some LOL tattoos going on like Steve-O or Antwan

4-Although Pharell did it, wearing your DC boots out to a bar is literally “hot” but metaphorically wrong

5-No one cares about rim sizes on cars or trucks anymore except for Asians, people in Orlando and weed dealers

6-Start chewing tobacco again … that was a cool as fuck snowboard trend if there ever was one (barely beating out hair extensions by a hair, excuse the pun)

8- Learn to skip point 7 in all your top 10 lists, it adds to the mystery

9- Stop updating your freggin Facebook pages with “dreams of SNOW” posts … snow sucks, get with the program

10- Just say you’re a skater that needs something to do in winter, that’s what most of you guys do anyways isn’t it?

Well …

… at least our homies over at Sequence Films are doing their best. Robbie and Mark did build a big chunk of the NDG ramp (… Fuck I should have put that as my point #7 in my top 10 …) so they definitely get “cool” credits for that.

This is their blog to promo their up and coming Movie/DVD/Film/Cinéma Vérité : Dirty Peace