Anyways … So I was going like “what the fuck am I gonna fucking blog about dude”.
Bullshit crappy pics Gabe sent me tonight. Bullshit … freggin dark grotto style pics of a super messy barely done street course, a too lazy to rotate it, equally dark picture of Dan Mattieu camera in hand grinning and some other bullshit artsy picture or something. No Caption. No explanation. Just blog it!
So bullshit, I haven’t even really skated since New Year’s Eve and I gots no chill/skate/shop/anything pictures in the archives to bust out. Fuck it’s 2010 I need something fresh yo!
I’m like … “fuck can’t slack on this dude … I gotsta write something” or post some bullshit youtube … something, for the kids! The goddam fucking bullshit KIDS!
So I’m like “what the fucking bullshit.” I have nothing to say : n-o-t-h-i-n-g.
I’m typing this shit horizontally on my couch, medium bored, girlfriend shopping with her mum, and stuffed myself at diner with bacon and scrambled eggs (plus some 420s). Fucking shangrilla! Confortably numb. (on revision it took me so fucking long to write this blog entry that I’ve also hit up some ginger bread cookies and some milk, fucking wish I has a cigarette just now.)
I gots to come up wit something. Fuck. Can’t let Ri unsuscribe me from his RSS feed cuz I’m bullshit lazy. Fuck that shit.
So I’m like “what the fuck!!!!” what am I gonna bullshit blog about? … Google something? … wiki or some shit like that. Fuck dude.
So I do a “apple T” to open a new browser tab in Safari and … you know how they pop up those tiled windows with all your favourite sites in the latest version of Safari (ya Mac you fucking PC pussies) …

So I catch a glimpse of that Shake Junt panel, the one at the top there, wassup haters luddah chicken bone and all that sexy good stuff. So I catch a glimpse of that shit and I’m like … dude that’s obviously Antwan … and that looks like some more face tattoo high jinx.
WTF … you know, sometimes we joke around, when someone does something gnarly, we say “that’s fucking gangsta!!!”. Well that’s fucking gangsta as fuck(buck). Crazy Stylz.
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I likes the manicured eye brows … like “Ima getta pot & skull tattoo on the bridge of my nose, but I still know how to pamper myself” … def yo (do kids still say “def”?).
Anyways … So I guess I can publish this bullshit blog now, you can’t say I didn’t waste some of your and my time on this shit.

January 7th, 2010 - 1:16 pm
… mumbo jumbo….jumbo mumbo….
January 7th, 2010 - 1:59 pm
That was weak but I understand sometime the mind is blank.
January 7th, 2010 - 2:07 pm
Next blog will be dedicated to the history of Ocean Pacific bermuda shorts for those interested.